David Mundell, trade envoy? He couldn’t negotiate his way onto a number 61 bus

DAVID Mundell, who was previously sacked by Boris Johnson on account of being a useless waste of space, has now been appointed by Johnson as his new trade envoy to New Zealand. A country on the other side the world whose borders are currently closed to the UK and where his primary job will be to sell out his own farming constituents – which is, after all, pretty much what he did during the entire Brexit process, so at least he has some relevant experience for the job. Source