Tories accuse SNP as BBC Scotland reveals Scotland has no ‘Zombie Academy Schools’

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John Robertson
Tories accuse SNP as BBC Scotland reveals Scotland has no ‘Zombie Academy Schools’

The Scottish Conservatives spokesperson for Education and the Undead has accused the Scottish Government of abject failure in not creating a single ‘Zombie Academy School’ in Scotland. England has surged ahead with ‘hundreds of them.’ BBC Scotland’s fearless Disclosure team has found that there are no Academy Schools at all, never mind Zombie ones, in Scotland. Head of BBC Scotland since the recent Zombie invasion of Pacific Quay, Jackie Bird (above), said: ‘Gnnnaaaauuushhhhgnnnnnarrrr!’ but after sniffing him thoroughly, would not…

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John Robertson
Tories accuse SNP as BBC Scotland reveals Scotland has no ‘Zombie Academy Schools’