Cuddis apprentice Frunkie goes to Holyrood, may never return

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Cuddis apprentice Frunkie goes to Holyrood, may never return

Citizen Cuddis has yet to emerge from his annual detox (Lucozade drip, coconut-water enemas, hourl, hair-of-the-dog tequila slammers) following a New Year he claims he’ll never forget — if only he could remember it. Cuddis’ protege, Frunkie Fobister, fills in. Frunkie couldn’t be bothered watching the Scottish parliament re-convene so that he might report on a typical First Minister’s Questions, so he made this up instead… The Presiding Officer leans in to the microphone. ‘And now, First Minister’s Questions. First…

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Cuddis apprentice Frunkie goes to Holyrood, may never return